Likes: Beanies, hoodies, cigarettes, bars, having his goat features ignored.
Dislikes: Petting zoos, being compared to a goat, being called names, girls who ignore him, people insulting his tinted glasses.
Personality traits: Playful, sarcastic, pessimistic, hipster-ish, cocky.
Quote: "Bah, humbug."
Notes: Was cursed by a witch girl in his old elementary school to, well, turn into a goat. It only half worked.